TWO JOKES

1
One day , Joh saw his father's car drove into the woods with Aunt Jet. Curiously , he followed his car and saw them kissing. Joh goes back home and tells her mom quickly.

Joh tells his mom,"I saw Dad's car go into the woods with Aunt Jet.Dad was giving Aunt a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, Aunt Jet helped Dad take his pants off, then Aunt laid down the seat , then Dad..."
At this point ,  Mom says, "Boy, it's such a interesting story suppose you to save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on your dad's face when he hear this."
Dinner time , Mom asks Joh to tell the story.He describes driving into the woods , kissing each other and everything then suddenly he says,"They did the same thing Mom and Uncle Tony used to do when Dad was in Army."

2
A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.



The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.


The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”


The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00


The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”


Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

LOL ... Damn funny rite?