TWO JOKES

1
One day , Joh saw his father's car drove into the woods with Aunt Jet. Curiously , he followed his car and saw them kissing. Joh goes back home and tells her mom quickly.

Joh tells his mom,"I saw Dad's car go into the woods with Aunt Jet.Dad was giving Aunt a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, Aunt Jet helped Dad take his pants off, then Aunt laid down the seat , then Dad..."
At this point ,  Mom says, "Boy, it's such a interesting story suppose you to save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on your dad's face when he hear this."
Dinner time , Mom asks Joh to tell the story.He describes driving into the woods , kissing each other and everything then suddenly he says,"They did the same thing Mom and Uncle Tony used to do when Dad was in Army."

2
A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.



The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.


The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”


The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00


The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”


Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

LOL ... Damn funny rite?

Yesterday , 11 March 2011. Something that we doesn't want it to happen happened in Japan. First the 8.9 serious earthquake. The strong motion of earthquake made the outbreak of tsunami that 33 feet high. Both natural disaster plus some factories and houses on fire happened at the same time.

Is 2012 a true rumour? A prophecy that gonna happen? We are just human , we doesn't know all of these answers , so let the God to answer these.

APPRECIATE PEOPLE. GLAD that we live in Malaysia , a peaceful place. No natural disaster , no war. Everyone live in Malaysia live happily without any tears. LET'S PRAY FOR JAPAN NOW. ( Or should I just leave this job to Justin Bieber ? xDDD Get what I mean? ) Haha. *singing the song 'pray' *

about KRS

The Kem Pentauliahan almost passed a week but everything happen during the camp i kept it all in my mind. Example ? Erm...woke up at 3 o'clock and marching ? And...the MK ? We sang songs clearly , loudly , happily. Although the three days were not easy to go through , but I LOVE KRS. And nothing's gonna change my love for it.

As you all knew , Yi Ling , Kam , Marcus , Teng Yan , Evan Soo , Li Jie , Jia Yi and Andrea became lance corporal this year. LET'S CLAP FOR THEM! The last day of the camp , Steph Chan suddenly cried. She thanked for our support and going for the camp. Actually I wanted to cry too but I didn't. Steph , YOU DID IT!  And now , STEPH , JUSTIN FONG , SOO YIN my idol, PEI YEE , ANGELINE my group AJK , TIMOTHY the ketua pengawas , YONG QUAN , SHIRLYN LING , KADRI the one who made us laugh and more , thanks for everything. I don't know what should I say now , seriously.

I learnt a lot from this camp. And I gain some experience , my leg too ! Look at the wound on my leg. Damn freaking pain . I fell down with Samantha Chan , Steph's sister. Unlucky leh , the first time , first day to camp then i felt. Haha xD.

My wound , pretty rite ?

The fifth day after the camp. Damn scary weih.

Next year I'm going to kem pentauliahan again. TO PASS EXAMS AND BECOME LANCE !!!

KRS...PENGAWAS...EXAMS...

Come back to here. Everytime I have something in my mind I choose to post here to share it with everyone. Now , I'm going to conquer three main difficults , the KRS pentauliahan exams , the prefect interview and the monthly exam that on March.

I already went to the first interview of prefect. Actually this I've to thank En.Sivakumar. Because of him , I only have chance to the interview. I read the peraturan book and memorised all the displin teachers' name. I hope I can pass the interview so that I can go for the second interview and secondly , I hope En.Siva won't be disappointed at me. The results will annouced by Timothy tmr during the perhimpunan. I'm really nervous , the others were same as me , of course. Nevertheless , whatever the results it is , I will like to say : THANK YOU EN.SIVA ! Thanks for giving me a chance.

Secondly...The KRS pentauliahan exams. Exam? Erm...actually it's a camp. We can attend the exam if we wanted. It's optional. But I really wanted to become a lans coperal. This is the first year I'm in KRS so...actually I guess I've only 50% to pass the KRS exams and become lans coperal because there were 80 and above members joining this exam. Haiz...Work hard Jane! You can do it!

Last one , the monthly exam. It's on March. And...I'm not really sure that the exams are after the camp or before the camp. This made me doesn't knew study which one first. Because our exam date depend on teacher , and we still don't know teacher's decision yet. But now , I think I better study the KRS things first because there's a lot to study example tali , kain anduh , marching and more. So I think I better study both at the same time. But then this will make me menambah my beban...Arrgg...I'll try my best to do everything well.

Erm...I've to sleep now.Haiz...Bye blog ^^ Wish that i could solve all the problems..

朋友

朋友，到底是什么？为什么需要朋友？朋友的定义是什么？以前，我总以为只要和你共享乐的就是好朋友。可是，现在我不会那么想了。以前的我太单纯，现在的我太愚蠢。我至今还是不明白，为什么有人说朋友是拿来利用的？难道他必须要富有、有利用价值才可以和他交朋友吗？为什么人就不可以对朋友坦诚，要在他面前假装说好话，到他背后就插他一刀？为什么朋友一旦有任何缺点，就想要嫌弃他、丢弃他？朋友之间不是应该互相帮助的吗？为什么会变成互相利用对方？

以前还以为，朋友都是真心对自己好的。所以当他们不开心时，我会传短信给他们、安慰他们；当他们开心时，我和他们一样地快乐。可是，现实社会中，“朋友”这个词纯属是让人用来利用、欺骗！这是怎么回事啊？

经历了少年军的露营后，我才明白人为了往上爬可以不惜一切。他们为了当上AJK，偷窃他人的考试卡、背叛自己的朋友、和高层打好关系，令我开始怀疑我拼命想要当的AJK到底是一个怎么样的角色？只要和高层拥有友好的关系就行了吗？还是只要拼命拍高层马屁就可？

算了，如果有人真的为了权力而疏远朋友、接近高层，那么恭喜他，因为他失去了最重要的情 -- 友情。

舍得

舍得笑，得到的是友谊；­
放得下，才能走得远！
有所放弃，才能有所追求。
 什么也不愿放弃的人，
反而会失去最珍贵的东西。

舍得虚名，得到的是逍遥；
­舍得施舍，得到的是美名；
­舍得红尘，得到的是天尊。­
舍得小，就有可能得大；
舍得近，就有可能得到远。­



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